Weird Week 6

Published on Sunday, September 4, 2011
Weird Week 6

Hey there, Sunday. Good to see you again. So what have you been up to all week? What's that you say? You've been working on a nefarious plan to capture Saturday and through a number of increasingly grotesque torture techniques reduce its runtime? And what's more, you've succeeded? You're going to progress to weekdays next, ultimately enabling the Sunday Fear to embed itself in every single afternoon? But isn't the entire reason for Sunday to relax and ponder the week gone by? To eat a meal three times as big as required? To spend time with your loved ones and for one day only not feel obliged to hold your stomach in? I don't think I like your plan. It's hard to imagine such a weird week.

Aliens (made of breadcrumbs and chicken skin) land and have a walk around –

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2030415/Siberian-UFO-Film-clip-claims-little-green-men-walking-spaceship-crash.html

Man jailed for “bean bomb” –

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-14681494

Take a trip to hell (and back) –

http://www.asiaone.com/News/AsiaOne%2BNews/Malaysia/Story/A1Story20110828-296697.html

Corporate haircut –

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2030793/Japanese-construction-company-orders-2-700-staff-energy-saving-haircuts.html

UFO sightings up 67% in last 3 years –

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/26/ufos-pilots-history-channel_n_935847.html

Dolphins and dinner plates –

http://news.yahoo.com/fish-catching-trick-may-spreading-among-dolphins-080748681.html

Man drives burning car... into a petrol station –

http://www.timesfreepress.com/news/2011/aug/29/car-burns-next-gas-pump-5-children-get-out-safely/

King Arthur's round table found in Scotland –

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/8724183/King-Arthurs-round-table-may-have-been-found-by-archaeologists-in-Scotland.html

The Body Juicer –

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-14114555

New Earth found? –

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2011/08/110830-new-planet-found-most-earthlike-life-clouds-water-space-science/

New Jack the Ripper e-fit –

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14207581

Hatchet murderer blames ghost –

http://www.wistv.com/story/15360669/mother-accused-of-hacking-daughters-to-death-says-ghost-did-it

Mass tomato fight –

http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=news/bizarre&id=8337157

The bones of Ned Kelly –

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-14742311

Your credit card wants to kill you –

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/24/cain-motter-fine-art-melted-credit-cards_n_934852.html#s337781&title=Melted_Credit_Cards

Eat your face! –

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/01/tillamook-cheeswich-facebook-app_n_945204.html?ir=Weird%20News

Mutant pig “alien” –

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/874187-mutant-pig-alien-born-in-guatemala-after-ufos-seen-in-the-sky

Domino's pizza restaurant... on the moon-

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/874188-dominos-plans-to-open-pizza-restaurant-on-the-moon

And finally, after years of debate and innumerable studies psychologist have (sadly) found conclusive proof that violent video games do adversely affect children. Until next week –

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