Weird Week 160

Published on Sunday, October 26, 2014

This week isn’t the best week to be a clown. Granted, this is true most weeks of the year, but this one is particularly bad. What with the return of American Horror Story and their version of the often-feared children’s entertainer, coupled with reports of clowns assaulting folks with sex toys, clowns 'disturbing' people in the streets, and armed clowns running amok in Paris, perhaps you’d better rethink that genius circus-based Halloween costume. Read on for details, along with cannabis-munching sheep, a flying man, secret space planes, the first infrared image of the Loch Ness Monster, the return of the black-eyed ghost, and conclusive proof that rubber ducks can kill your sex drive. That’s right, folks, it’s time for Weird Week!

Cannabis-munching sheep left high as a kite after eating through £4,000 worth of drugs

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/cannabis-munching-sheep-left-high-kite-4455124?ICID=FB_mirror_main

Portsmouth mystery clown 'disturbing' people in streets

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-29689505

Fear of 'armed clowns' grips northern France

http://www.thelocal.fr/20141017/northern-france-gripped-by-clown-panic

Clowns with sex toys assaulted haunted house patrons

http://www.wxyz.com/news/lawsuit-clowns-with-sex-toys-assaulted-haunted-house-patrons

Sex 'emerged in ancient Scottish lake'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-29661446

Passengers baffled by man ‘flying’ past their plane

http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/18/passengers-baffled-by-man-flying-past-their-plane-4911018/?ito=facebook

Man divorces wife 'possessed by genie'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-29659199

Secret space plane lands at US air force base after unknown two-year mission

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2014/oct/17/secret-space-plane-us-air-force-x37b-lands-california

Was King Harold really killed by an arrow in the eye?

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2789794/was-king-harold-really-killed-arrow-eye-archaeologists-examine-theory-survived-battle-hastings-died-80-year-old-hermit.html#ixzz3H31xWljX

Charles Fort's Entire Note Collection Becoming Available Soon

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1037963/pg1

Creamer packaging features Hitler and Mussolini mugs

http://www.swissinfo.ch/eng/creamer-packaging-features-dictator-mugs/41074650

3,000-year-old Ancient Egyptian sarcophagus that once held a mummy discovered in living room of Essex pensioner

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2803076/3-000-year-old-ancient-egyptian-sarcophagus-held-mummy-discovered-living-room-essex-pensioner.html#ixzz3H32rks7B

What's lurking in Sweden's waters?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-29722500

THE first infrared image of the Loch Ness Monster will be revealed at Scotland’s first Paranormal Festival.

http://www.scotlandnow.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/unseen-infrared-image-loch-ness-4470375

Psychic gets best photo yet of Black Eyed Child ghost

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/406219/Psychic-snaps-Black-Eyed-Child-ghost-and-believes-she-has-unfinished-business?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+daily-star-latest-news+(Daily+Star+%3A%3A+News+Feed)

Man fights off bear with old computer

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-29705791

Rubber ducks can kill your sex drive, research finds

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/11174548/Rubber-ducks-can-kill-your-sex-drive-research-finds.html

Jack the Ripper: Scientist who claims to have identified notorious killer has 'made serious DNA error'

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/jack-the-ripper-id-hinges-on-a-decimal-point-as-scientists-flag-up-dna-error-in-book-that-claims-to-identify-the-whitechapel-killer-9804325.html#

Until next week!