Safe House?

Published on Wednesday, February 25, 2015

How would you survive the zombie apocalypse? A simple question to mull over while amending the same spreadsheet you’ve been working on for the last couple of years. A simple question without a simple answer. No doubt you’d like to imagine the onset of the undead war would magically transform you into the zombie slaying hero you know you’ve always been, giving life to the side of you hidden away all these years patiently waiting to make a spectacular entrance when the time is right. Perhaps you see yourself as a hardened loner who’d walk the decimated planet bringing peace to the reanimated corpses as you encountered them. Or perhaps you imagine yourself integrating into a group of fellow survivors not unlike the characters from The Walking Dead, relying on each other to protect the group whilst traversing a seemingly endless train track? Whatever your ideal self-image, the truth of the matter is you’d most likely shat your pants and barricade yourself in your home praying that the nasty flesh munchers fail to smell you. But alas, dear readers, that option comes with more peril than you’d imagine. Try it for yourself…

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